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Chrisseh-chan
... I don' t know. I'm Chrisseh, how's that? Look in the dictionary next to Chrisseh, my pic should be there. If not, it's a generic and unholy dictionary that needs to be burned for fuel to power machinery to build my castle!

Age 38, Female

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Wisconsin, USA

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Why why why!?

Posted by Chrisseh-chan - October 1st, 2007


Well now... I've got my freakin' huge monitor set up (works nicely with my laptop) and hopefully I'll be getting my computer within the next hour...

Why does my head look so fat? It doesn't look that fat in the mirror... I starve my freaking self, I'm boarderline annorexic... do I really look that way, or does the camera have a way of stretching images and putting on 20lbs magically? I can almost count my ribs for goodness sake... MORE CRASH DIETING! >=O!!! Don't give me any "Dangers of crash dieting" lectures, I've heard them all before... don't care.

I have no reguard for my health, ... I've been sickly for the majority of the past 2 years, and no doctor can help me anyway since I don't have insurance... they couldn't even help me when I DID have insurance. Bill collectors still hound me for emergency room visits from 2005, I'm going to be sued soon. At least I got financial aid for the last trip to the ol' ER I made last February.

I sat in the waiting room for like... two hours. Two hours... I had shot myself up with my epi-pen before I left, my throat was still a little tight, I was covered in hives, my lips were the size of polish sausages... I could've keeled over and died right there, watching Martha Stewart... luckily, I didn't. What kind of hospital puts Martha on in the ER waiting room anyway? Are they TRYING to kill people?


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you should become a canadian =D.....then you can throw yourself off of roofs just for fun....its awesome being a canuck sometimes.....but the winters.....the winters i tell ya.....lol.....im tired......martha is the shit =D.....no not really.....but shes ballin' with her prison tats =p.....i should be sleeping i got to go to work early......anyways.....glad your about to make get a new computer thing cant wait to see what your gonna do with it....and you dont look fat....its probably the layout my smilingidiots look fat =O.....but yeah diets never tried it.....i usually dont try watching what i eat....i always end up working it off.....eating 1 1/2 subs at lunch and 2 bowls of cereal before work.....come home gut hungry and eat a big dinner and play some 360 watch family guy then fall asleep .....and i still cant get fat.....i wish i could....i want kankles that'll be sooooo awesome skin on my ankles draging on the ground while the fork lift carries me around....like family guy fat.....that'll be soo saweeeet....well yeah

OMG @ Kankles... I swear to gawd, I lauged so hard, I heard one of my ribs pop.

But yeah, I got the computer now... the monitor's resolution is... incredible. All the little things... I couldn't notice on any other monitor I own... I see it now. Every stress wrinkle in my face... oi. But yeah, we've got bad enough winters here where I'm at... I should just fly south for the Winter... and if you really are one of those people who can be a total pig and never get fat... I hate you. I will hold a ceremonial sacrifice ritual thingy and your metabolism will be MINE! >=O Nah, I'm just kidding about the hate part. I have not decided whether or not the ceremonial sacrifice ritual thingy is a joke yet.

I downloaded some widgets for my Mac... and I keep forgetting what I'm doing and I start playing with them hehe... I've got a Family Guy Quote thingy, and...this little doodle program that animates your doodles into squiggly lines... and tarot cards... which are alarmingly accurate. Mom never let me have tarot cards or ouiji boards when I was a kid, she was never too extreme about stuff, but she was about that... she did, however... allow fortune cookies and those little red cellophane fortune fish you got out of gumball machines... you know, the one that when the bubble fell out of the machine you went "AWW MAN!" because you already have a pile of them crinkled up on the floor under your bed.

STOP!!! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FAT! You r in ideal sizes. Your face is soooo beautiful, it s like anime chick's face, round and fleshy (NOT FAT, FLESHY!) and fleshy is good, bony is bad!just let some fat exist in your cheeks.
now stop dieting, eat a cup of chocolate pudding , undress and admire your healthy, juicy body in front of mirror :)

Havayosunu is right.Being bony is bad.I remeber my friend last year he didn't ate too much.He wasn't fat yeah.BUT HE LOOKED LIKE A WALKING CORPSE(a zombie to be exact).Only thing that made him look like a human was that he had a life.Now he's better.So remeber DIETS ARE NOT ALWAYS GOOD FOR YOU.

see? Now, which one would you like to be, a hottie or a corpse?

or do you have crush on an undead guy? XD

Maybe I am one of the undead. I don't have a life, that's for sure. XD hahaha

don't have a life eh? to remind you i m a total bachelor who even didnt dated once in his life, at least you lived a nice social life and now, although all the measure between, you have a very close friend ;) so you have a life, actually.