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Chrisseh-chan
... I don' t know. I'm Chrisseh, how's that? Look in the dictionary next to Chrisseh, my pic should be there. If not, it's a generic and unholy dictionary that needs to be burned for fuel to power machinery to build my castle!

Age 38, Female

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Daytona State

Wisconsin, USA

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So yeah...

Posted by Chrisseh-chan - November 12th, 2007


It's almost 4AM. I suppose I should go to bed, but I really don't want to... but I have to. Because it's almost 4AM. =( So like, I've got 9 minutes to say something and then Imma go to bed, kthnx.

8 minutes to say something. Okay, here we go... I don't know what to say, so I'll go off on a random tangent. I hate yaoi with a passion... yet whenever I draw a male character, he either ends up being SUPER BUFF STRONG MAN or Sissy little pretty boy... Well, I CAN draw scrawny little nerds, but that's just a pretty boy with a goofy expression on his face and glasses. I can also draw like, big scary beast vampire thingies... I used to draw Alucard from Hellsing all the time, and it kinda evolved into... BEAST!

However, drawing scary beast men isn't that great for general purpose story telling unless I'm going horror all the way. I was explaining to my friend how funny it would be if I were to write a shoujo style manga and have the cute "crush" of the main character be... BEAST.

So like, imagine this happy little Japanese anime style high school girl...and she's going through one of those cute little soliloquies "Oh wow, it's that upperclassman I have a crush on! He's so cute! I wonder if he'll ever notice me..!" Little hearts flying around her head, starry eyes... etc.

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake, books fall out of lockers, as a man appears down the hall... a big man... with dirty, shaggy hair, sharp teeth with drool hanging from his lower lip, clothes that seem to be made from several potato sacks quickly sewn together, and then torn to make them even shabbier... and a dog collar around his neck with a broken chain. He carries books under one arm and walks by our cute heroine, breathing heavily. In a deep, deep voice, he speaks.

"HI MISSY I BRING U FLOWER HAW" and hands our heroine a dainty flower... and our Heroine swoons. Why does she swoon? Because I couldn't draw the high school quarterback.

THE END! With one minute to spare!


Comments

no way you wrote all that in 8 minutes...

Ya, wai. I actually took my time on this one. If I hadn't been half asleep, I probably could've written something much longer and more elaborate. =D

You're a quick writer