Seriously! What's so great about winter!? Oh sure, I guess if you're a kid or somebody with a wealthy family, you've got Christmas to look forward to... bah. My dog died last year, just a few days after Christmas, which was his favorite holiday (Yes, it was... don't argue with me, you didn't know my dog, STFU.) so it's rather depressing...

Not to mention the lack of money to buy gifts... or to receive them for that matter. Of course, gifts and Santa and all his stupid little reindeer aren't what Christmas is even ABOUT. So it's not really Christmas's fault... it's... everybody else I guess. O_o

Anyway, winter sucks in general. It's cold. Yuck. Snow (where I am at least)... yuck. Along with snow comes... SNOWMOBILERS! They stink up the fresh northwood's air with the stench of gasoline, spark plugs, and liquor. All they do is ride around, from bar to bar... drinking NON-STOP. When they do stop to eat somewhere, they are obnoxious... they all come waltzing in, throw their helmets and jackets down on like, 10 tables... and then sit at one. I remember when I was working last winter, I came in around... oh... I think my shift started at 11 AM... there were about 10 of them, loud, obnoxious, taking up EVERY SINGLE TABLE IN THE PLACE, some of them sitting there with their own six pack of beer, already half finished... another on the piano, banging on the keys while an annoying drunk woman screams "PLAY LIKE YANNI!"

... this is before noon, folks. I don't know if they were still drunk from the night before or if they woke up and just resumed drinking... or if they had ever stopped at all. Point is, it's annoying. They suck. Good for the economy up here, or so they say... they only spend money in the bars, and at the gas stations. They don't tip at restaurants, I mean... a few nice families with annoying/picky children who order stuff that isn't even on the menu and split dishes might... but usually, no.

ICE! Causes your car to slide around, because they don't put salt down... you end up in a ditch. Everybody dies... well, at least your car does. Oh well.

They suck. Snow sucks. Ice sucks. Winter sucks. End of discussion.